The War on Xmas, Part Whatever

The war began early this year. Right wing pundits couldn't wait for the Thanksgiving turkey to cool and the Lions to lose, as they had traditionally in the past, to launch the first salvos. They began their anti-anti-Christmas screeds before Halloween this year.

And it is easy to understand why. After all, we secular humanists forced the cancellation of Christmas last year. Remember?

Or perhaps not. O'Reilly's ratings are tanking, and those of the righties are not-so-great. The electorate gave the right a whupping this November 7, and not just at the polls. So a new cause needs to be found to galvanize the crazy righties (aka the Taliban wing of the Republican party).

So War on Christmas it is.

St. O'Reilly thinking of loofas....