Nebraska: Cultural Capital of America

....or so the Department of Homeland Security would have you think. Recent cuts in the homeland security budget (after all, we have to pay for those new tax cuts for Paris Hilton somehow) have prompted big cuts in monies allocated to New York city and Washington, DC.

Mr. Chertoff and Mr. Bush only want what's best for ALL Americans, after all. And, well, it's not like there's anything of cultural significance there, is there?



Better to spend the money to protect the Corn Palace



Carhenge



and the World's Largest Kool-Aid Stand!


I mean, really, if you were a terrorist, which would you want to blow up:

this



or this?